{"product_id":"funny-no-drinking-until-after-5-wall-clock-unique-humor-home-bar-decor-gift-silent-non-ticking-quartz-clock","title":"Funny \"No Drinking Until After 5\" Wall Clock - Unique Humor Home Bar Decor Gift, Silent Non-Ticking Quartz Clock | Christmas Gift, Black Friday Sale","description":"\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-heading\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eThe Only Clock Where It's Always 5 O'Clock! 🍻\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-paragraph\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eAdd a touch of humor to your space with our hilarious \"No Drinking Until After 5\" wall clock! Featuring all 5s on the dial, this clever timepiece is the perfect conversation starter for your home bar, man cave, office, or kitchen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/2080\/3829\/files\/DM_20261024175348_002_600x600.jpg?v=1792835742\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-heading\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e✨ WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-paragraph\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eHilarious Design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e - Every hour is 5 o'clock, so technically... it's always time for a drink! The bold \"No Drinking Until After 5\" slogan makes this the ultimate funny decor piece.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-paragraph\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eSilent \u0026amp; Peaceful\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e - Premium silent sweep quartz movement means NO annoying ticking sounds. Perfect for bedrooms, offices, or anywhere you want quiet precision.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-paragraph\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e💪 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e - Sturdy construction with solid frame, durable aluminum pointers, and scratch-resistant HD printing that won't fade or peel over time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-paragraph\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eEasy to Read\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e - Crystal clear high-definition printing with bold numbers and text, readable at a glance from across the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-paragraph\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eUnique\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e Gift Idea\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e - The ideal humorous gift for Father's Day, birthdays, housewarming, retirement, Christmas, or white elephant exchanges!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-heading\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eSPECIFICATIONS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"qwen-markdown-list\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e 10 inches \/ 12 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eMovement:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e Silent Non-Ticking Quartz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003ePower:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e Requires 1 AA Battery (NOT included)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e Solid frame with aluminum pointers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eInstallation:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e Easy wall mount with included hook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e White dial with black frame\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-heading\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e📦 PACKAGE INCLUDES:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-paragraph\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e✓ 1 x \"No Drinking Until After 5\" Round Wall Clock\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e✓ 1 x Matching Hanging Hook\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-heading\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003e🏠 PERFECT FOR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"qwen-markdown-list\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eHome Bar \u0026amp; Man Cave\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eKitchen \u0026amp; Dining Room\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eOffice Break Room\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eGarage \u0026amp; Basement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eCabin \u0026amp; Vacation Home\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eParty \u0026amp; Entertainment Spaces\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"qwen-markdown-list-item\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eRestaurant \u0026amp; Pub Decor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"qwen-markdown-paragraph\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"qwen-markdown-strong\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"qwen-markdown-text-node\"\u003eAdd this hilarious clock to your cart today and make every hour happy hour! 🎉\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Momommy","offers":[{"title":"10\"","offer_id":67816710832373,"sku":"HM-ZLY26102410-10\"","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\"","offer_id":67816710865141,"sku":"HM-ZLY26102410-12\"","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/2080\/3829\/files\/DM_20261024175348_001.jpg?v=1792835742","url":"https:\/\/www.momommy.com\/products\/funny-no-drinking-until-after-5-wall-clock-unique-humor-home-bar-decor-gift-silent-non-ticking-quartz-clock","provider":"momommy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}